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Things to do at school:

Walk backwards and when you bump into someone yell, “Watch where you’re going! Geez!”

Stick ‘Kick Me’ signs signed by yourself all over your back.

Pretend to fall asleep and when anyone touches you or talks to you, ‘wake up’ and yell, “Can’t anyone get some decent sleep around here?”

Run into walls and apologize to them.

Every time you see one of your friends, shout, “Hello!” really loudly from across the room.

Walk up to students you don’t know at all and say ‘hi’ or ‘hello’ repeatedly.

When the teacher walks out of the room, walk to the board and start ‘teaching’ the class.

Say serious things in a sarcastic tone and sarcastic things in a serious tone.

Hug your friends randomly and say, “I’m going to miss you sooooo much!” and start bawling loudly.

Tell your teacher that your imaginary friend Bob ate your homework.

If there is an empty seat next to you, start whispering and passing notes. When someone asks you what you are doing, tell them that it was Bob’s fault.

Gossip about yourself.

Gossip about Bob.

Tell the teacher that Bob did (insert whatever Bob did here).

Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

Run down the halls.

Repeat.

Repeat.

Yell at yourself, “The halls are not a race track!” Then walk away and pretend nothing happened.

Grin broadly and say, “I didn’t take my medication today!”

Say the word ‘like’ in between like every like word like you like say.

Draw a stick figure and ask your art teacher, “Isn’t it beyootiful?”

Make up a word and ask your CA teacher what it means.

Apologize for every little thing you do.

Have conversations with yourself.

Have conversations with Bob.

Randomly start banging on a computer and exclaim, “Why won’t this thing work?”

Look up words that also mean ‘here’ and say them when your teachers call your name for attendance.

Speak in a foreign language all day except in that class.

Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

Pretend you’re in a secret organization and sneak around to your classes.

Look up five difficult words in the dictionary and use them as much as you can all day.

Randomly shout, “Are we there yet?”

Whenever someone of the opposite gender (that you particularly do not like) touches you, scream, “PERVERT!” and run away bawling.

Every time someone says something to you, act like you’re deaf and scream,“What?!”

Run down the halls screaming, “Bob is coming! BOB IS COMING!”

Later on, tell people it was a Social Studies project and since you’re studying the American Revolution…

Babble about your latest obsession (bishie, video game, anime, etc.)

Randomly hyperventilate.

Walk up to people having a conversation, laugh really loudly and then walk away.

Answer all questions with two words… ‘no comment’

Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

Print this out and read it over seven times before you’re sick of it and throw it away

Things to do at Taco Bell:

Enter with a toy horsie screaming “Nacho Grande!”

Demand to speak with that talking Chihuahua.

Scream “VIVA GORDITAS” the whole time you are in there.

Claim that you are that talking dog.

Order McTaco Nuggets.

Ask if you can push the buttons on the register.

Pretend like you can’t hear them over the intercom, then peel out loudly.

Order a Pepsi, then ask for mild sauce, and put it in your Pepsi.

Bring in your own food and just sit at one of their tables.

Refuse to drink the “Mexican water.”

Fill your own cup up, then dump it out…repeat that.

Tell the guy you want a chicken fajita without any chicken or sauce.

Ask if you can test a taco, eat the whole thing!

Ask people outside Taco Bell’s door if they know where the local Taco Bell is.

At the drive through speaker say ‘I’d like 1′ and when they ask ‘1 what?’, repeat i’d like  1

Things to do at a movie theater:

Say loudly in a childish voice, “I don’t want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!”

Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, “Hit the floooor!”, jump to the floor and cover your head.

Quote all dialogue five seconds after it’s said on screen.

Ask the person at the ticket counter “Do you come here often?”

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing”

Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.

Shout “look behind you!” at the actors.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

Go in the top row and throw popcorn down below.

Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you’s view.

Shout out “Help, I’m a beautiful butterfly”

Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

Enquire what the theater’s return policy on popcorn is.

Ask a friend to sit four seats beside you and to call you to your mobile phone, answer after a few rings and start to talk loudly about any anoying subjects you can or about the movie.

Ways to annoy your teacher

 

 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

 2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

 3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13.When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY!!”

 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

 18. Raise your hand and say “I totally agree” after everything your teacher says

 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

 20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was “a disturbance”

 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

 23. “The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then.”

 24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

 32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

 34 When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

 39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

 45. Smile. All the time.

 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go ” OOOHH I KNOW THIS”

 49. When a teacher calls on you say, ” I forgot”

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.